This would take a fair amount of effort and organisation, but i thought i'd post it for a giggle anyways, and it might spark some other ideas.
I thought, would it be funny/cool if you could do a 5 minute reinactment of an NS round in like a shopping centre car park or even inside on a stage if they let you. It would be kind of like a play.
Some people dress up as marines, some as aliens, and there could be a huge paper meshai (?spelling) hive which would get destroyed or even light on fire depending on the laws of your state.
It would certainly be an eye catcher.
Full Version: Shopping Centre NS reinactment
If there's one surefire way to get NS fans branded as weirdos and NS branded as that game played by weirdos, this is it.
OH. MY. GOD!
I can see it now!
everybody is going around their business at their mall... when all of a sudden...
BSHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM!
5 men dressed as marines appear from nowhere, setting up a defensive perimeter about the central fountain and food court area.
One of the men yells for his fellow troops to start heading south-east towards Sears!
on the other side of the Mall, near The Bay, we have 4 young adults dressed up in skulk costumes and 2 dressed as gorges.
they are making loud screeching sounds and disrupting the store, driving everyone out of The Bay via the perfume lobby area!
suddenly all the lights go out in the Bay and around it, and smoke machines set a frightful ambience, as the infestation spreads and the aliens move outwards towards HMV the lights begin to flicker.
Meanwhile, back at the foodcourt.
The lead marine has set up a base-camp, erecting automated machine guns and a battlefield monitoring station.
He is using a com-system to bark orders to his marines who have just secured Sears and now are moving north through the mini-stalls towards Footlocker.
they are telling the citizens to go home, the Mall is not safe today! The spot 2 security guards coming over to demand what is going on, quickly a marine yells over to them: "Hey guys, get over here, we could use a couple more guns. Lock and load, we are up against a new type of enemy!"
Just as the Aliens have infested the Odeon Cinema and shut down screens 3 through 9 while cutting all power to the lobby and driving out any customers, we hear a loud roar. RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR! 2 of the skulks jump out of their costumes in the darkness and jump into a tidily packed ONOS costume. With this beast in tow the 2 remaining skulks rush down the corridor towards... the... FOODCOURT! As they leave, the 2 Gorges begin to erect a massive inflatable Hive!
The commander has spotted the mass of aliens moving down the east corridor past H&M and LaSenza Girl and is calling his forces back from the O2 Cell Phone store! he sounds frantic as he sees the ONOS knocking citizens over and the corridors darkening behind their rampage!
The aliens arrive and let out an almighty screech, the skulks start knocking over tables and chairs and the ONOS crashes through Tim Hortons burning people with smouldering-hot coffee! With Tim-Bits all over the floor the ONOS falls to the ground, letting out a ferocious roar!
Commander sees his chance and activates a Beacon, all the marines suddenly appear in with a blinding flash, they quickly dispatch of one Skulk who was feasting on a Steak Soft Taco from Taco Bell (mm, meaty!) and begin to search for the other. 2 Marines lay down cover-fire on the ONOS while the other 2 find the remaining skulk quivering from Brain Freeze. He had devoured the whole contents of a slushy machine!!
The marines escort the citizens to safety as they pull out some heavy weapons and lay down some powerful gunnery on the Onos.
---
The public are really scared now, and back at the Odeon the gorges have erected huge billboards, banners and promotional videos on screens 3-9.
The marines escort all the people there and explain what the whole excersize was about!
People get to play inside the inflatable bouncy hive
YAY!
I can see it now!
everybody is going around their business at their mall... when all of a sudden...
BSHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM!
5 men dressed as marines appear from nowhere, setting up a defensive perimeter about the central fountain and food court area.
One of the men yells for his fellow troops to start heading south-east towards Sears!
on the other side of the Mall, near The Bay, we have 4 young adults dressed up in skulk costumes and 2 dressed as gorges.
they are making loud screeching sounds and disrupting the store, driving everyone out of The Bay via the perfume lobby area!
suddenly all the lights go out in the Bay and around it, and smoke machines set a frightful ambience, as the infestation spreads and the aliens move outwards towards HMV the lights begin to flicker.
Meanwhile, back at the foodcourt.
The lead marine has set up a base-camp, erecting automated machine guns and a battlefield monitoring station.
He is using a com-system to bark orders to his marines who have just secured Sears and now are moving north through the mini-stalls towards Footlocker.
they are telling the citizens to go home, the Mall is not safe today! The spot 2 security guards coming over to demand what is going on, quickly a marine yells over to them: "Hey guys, get over here, we could use a couple more guns. Lock and load, we are up against a new type of enemy!"
Just as the Aliens have infested the Odeon Cinema and shut down screens 3 through 9 while cutting all power to the lobby and driving out any customers, we hear a loud roar. RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR! 2 of the skulks jump out of their costumes in the darkness and jump into a tidily packed ONOS costume. With this beast in tow the 2 remaining skulks rush down the corridor towards... the... FOODCOURT! As they leave, the 2 Gorges begin to erect a massive inflatable Hive!
The commander has spotted the mass of aliens moving down the east corridor past H&M and LaSenza Girl and is calling his forces back from the O2 Cell Phone store! he sounds frantic as he sees the ONOS knocking citizens over and the corridors darkening behind their rampage!
The aliens arrive and let out an almighty screech, the skulks start knocking over tables and chairs and the ONOS crashes through Tim Hortons burning people with smouldering-hot coffee! With Tim-Bits all over the floor the ONOS falls to the ground, letting out a ferocious roar!
Commander sees his chance and activates a Beacon, all the marines suddenly appear in with a blinding flash, they quickly dispatch of one Skulk who was feasting on a Steak Soft Taco from Taco Bell (mm, meaty!) and begin to search for the other. 2 Marines lay down cover-fire on the ONOS while the other 2 find the remaining skulk quivering from Brain Freeze. He had devoured the whole contents of a slushy machine!!
The marines escort the citizens to safety as they pull out some heavy weapons and lay down some powerful gunnery on the Onos.
---
The public are really scared now, and back at the Odeon the gorges have erected huge billboards, banners and promotional videos on screens 3-9.
The marines escort all the people there and explain what the whole excersize was about!
People get to play inside the inflatable bouncy hive
YAY!
Well a shorter story from me now ^^
How about free bodypainting?
theyll spray you with infestation and give you a quick ns2 tatoo on the arm or something
tell me how godlike my idea is
How about free bodypainting?
theyll spray you with infestation and give you a quick ns2 tatoo on the arm or something
tell me how godlike my idea is
QUOTE(killkrazy @ Nov 1 2007, 03:39 PM) 
OH. MY. GOD!
I can see it now!
everybody is going around their business at their mall... when all of a sudden...
BSHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM!
5 men dressed as marines appear from nowhere, setting up a defensive perimeter about the central fountain and food court area.
One of the men yells for his fellow troops to start heading south-east towards Sears!
on the other side of the Mall, near The Bay, we have 4 young adults dressed up in skulk costumes and 2 dressed as gorges.
they are making loud screeching sounds and disrupting the store, driving everyone out of The Bay via the perfume lobby area!
suddenly all the lights go out in the Bay and around it, and smoke machines set a frightful ambience, as the infestation spreads and the aliens move outwards towards HMV the lights begin to flicker.
Meanwhile, back at the foodcourt.
The lead marine has set up a base-camp, erecting automated machine guns and a battlefield monitoring station.
He is using a com-system to bark orders to his marines who have just secured Sears and now are moving north through the mini-stalls towards Footlocker.
they are telling the citizens to go home, the Mall is not safe today! The spot 2 security guards coming over to demand what is going on, quickly a marine yells over to them: "Hey guys, get over here, we could use a couple more guns. Lock and load, we are up against a new type of enemy!"
Just as the Aliens have infested the Odeon Cinema and shut down screens 3 through 9 while cutting all power to the lobby and driving out any customers, we hear a loud roar. RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR! 2 of the skulks jump out of their costumes in the darkness and jump into a tidily packed ONOS costume. With this beast in tow the 2 remaining skulks rush down the corridor towards... the... FOODCOURT! As they leave, the 2 Gorges begin to erect a massive inflatable Hive!
The commander has spotted the mass of aliens moving down the east corridor past H&M and LaSenza Girl and is calling his forces back from the O2 Cell Phone store! he sounds frantic as he sees the ONOS knocking citizens over and the corridors darkening behind their rampage!
The aliens arrive and let out an almighty screech, the skulks start knocking over tables and chairs and the ONOS crashes through Tim Hortons burning people with smouldering-hot coffee! With Tim-Bits all over the floor the ONOS falls to the ground, letting out a ferocious roar!
Commander sees his chance and activates a Beacon, all the marines suddenly appear in with a blinding flash, they quickly dispatch of one Skulk who was feasting on a Steak Soft Taco from Taco Bell (mm, meaty!) and begin to search for the other. 2 Marines lay down cover-fire on the ONOS while the other 2 find the remaining skulk quivering from Brain Freeze. He had devoured the whole contents of a slushy machine!!
The marines escort the citizens to safety as they pull out some heavy weapons and lay down some powerful gunnery on the Onos.
---
The public are really scared now, and back at the Odeon the gorges have erected huge billboards, banners and promotional videos on screens 3-9.
The marines escort all the people there and explain what the whole excersize was about!
People get to play inside the inflatable bouncy hive
YAY!
I can see it now!
everybody is going around their business at their mall... when all of a sudden...
BSHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM!
5 men dressed as marines appear from nowhere, setting up a defensive perimeter about the central fountain and food court area.
One of the men yells for his fellow troops to start heading south-east towards Sears!
on the other side of the Mall, near The Bay, we have 4 young adults dressed up in skulk costumes and 2 dressed as gorges.
they are making loud screeching sounds and disrupting the store, driving everyone out of The Bay via the perfume lobby area!
suddenly all the lights go out in the Bay and around it, and smoke machines set a frightful ambience, as the infestation spreads and the aliens move outwards towards HMV the lights begin to flicker.
Meanwhile, back at the foodcourt.
The lead marine has set up a base-camp, erecting automated machine guns and a battlefield monitoring station.
He is using a com-system to bark orders to his marines who have just secured Sears and now are moving north through the mini-stalls towards Footlocker.
they are telling the citizens to go home, the Mall is not safe today! The spot 2 security guards coming over to demand what is going on, quickly a marine yells over to them: "Hey guys, get over here, we could use a couple more guns. Lock and load, we are up against a new type of enemy!"
Just as the Aliens have infested the Odeon Cinema and shut down screens 3 through 9 while cutting all power to the lobby and driving out any customers, we hear a loud roar. RAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRR! 2 of the skulks jump out of their costumes in the darkness and jump into a tidily packed ONOS costume. With this beast in tow the 2 remaining skulks rush down the corridor towards... the... FOODCOURT! As they leave, the 2 Gorges begin to erect a massive inflatable Hive!
The commander has spotted the mass of aliens moving down the east corridor past H&M and LaSenza Girl and is calling his forces back from the O2 Cell Phone store! he sounds frantic as he sees the ONOS knocking citizens over and the corridors darkening behind their rampage!
The aliens arrive and let out an almighty screech, the skulks start knocking over tables and chairs and the ONOS crashes through Tim Hortons burning people with smouldering-hot coffee! With Tim-Bits all over the floor the ONOS falls to the ground, letting out a ferocious roar!
Commander sees his chance and activates a Beacon, all the marines suddenly appear in with a blinding flash, they quickly dispatch of one Skulk who was feasting on a Steak Soft Taco from Taco Bell (mm, meaty!) and begin to search for the other. 2 Marines lay down cover-fire on the ONOS while the other 2 find the remaining skulk quivering from Brain Freeze. He had devoured the whole contents of a slushy machine!!
The marines escort the citizens to safety as they pull out some heavy weapons and lay down some powerful gunnery on the Onos.
---
The public are really scared now, and back at the Odeon the gorges have erected huge billboards, banners and promotional videos on screens 3-9.
The marines escort all the people there and explain what the whole excersize was about!
People get to play inside the inflatable bouncy hive
YAY!
o.o I...
Um...
(Fails to speak misurably)
... that so hilarious but scary at the same time. I mean... Immagine that, for real, in a sertain type of setting and its funny but... imbarrasingly sad its soo many things but... x.x;
QUOTE(Vman @ Nov 1 2007, 05:15 PM)
o.o I...
Um...
(Fails to speak misurably)
... that so hilarious but scary at the same time. I mean... Immagine that, for real, in a sertain type of setting and its funny but... imbarrasingly sad its soo many things but... x.x;
Um...
(Fails to speak misurably)
... that so hilarious but scary at the same time. I mean... Immagine that, for real, in a sertain type of setting and its funny but... imbarrasingly sad its soo many things but... x.x;
emo.
(sorry couldn't resist)
you calling me emo o.0? 
how am i emo??
how am i emo??
ummm...
QUOTE(Zor2 @ Nov 2 2007, 10:49 PM)
ummm...
That enemy territory video made my day
, it was awesome. Good find ;p
Same, nice video. A very good find.
nice video. A very good find.
QUOTE(killkrazy @ Nov 2 2007, 01:39 AM)
OH. MY. GOD!
I can see it now!
everybody is going around their business at their mall... when all of a sudden...
BSHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM!
People get to play inside the inflatable bouncy hive
etc....................................
I can see it now!
everybody is going around their business at their mall... when all of a sudden...
BSHWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUM!
People get to play inside the inflatable bouncy hive
etc....................................
BAHAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!! that has brought a lol tear to my eye. very clever and funny
if only we knew someone that works at fox studios to provide us with a budget to do something like that, even if it was all staged in a fake hollywood shopping centre, it would just be classic.
QUOTE(Zor2 @ Nov 2 2007, 10:49 PM)
ummm...
lol those video's were awesome! here's another one i saw ages ago...
THX!!!! Seen that ET video about 5 years ago and been trying to find it every now and then. Finally I'm free!
QUOTE(TychoCelchuuu @ Nov 1 2007, 02:42 AM)
If there's one surefire way to get NS fans branded as weirdos and NS branded as that game played by weirdos, this is it.
You make more sense than god himself, who may I remind everyone doesn't make sense. Particularily as he never did marry Mary but she did father his child.
QUOTE(Thaldarin @ Dec 30 2007, 04:21 AM)
You make more sense than god himself, who may I remind everyone doesn't make sense. Particularily as he never did marry Mary but she did father his child.
so did god actually go to hell then?
So ... about that re-inactment, why bother doing it while people are there? Malls shut down and it could be done when most everyone has already gone home ... though, then you have to deal with security
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