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DrFurious
My selection comes from http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....howtopic=100530

QUOTE(ayumbre @ Mar 21 2007, 06:34 PM) [snapback]1616115[/snapback]

the idea wass new races.... new looking.. its bit boring playing always with just 2 races... any way this new races.. should be a mix within melee and ranged... or other styles like psykik attacks... mind control... other robot race
or cyborgs... u know more cool stuff.. i think ns source diserves more than just be more of the same with better graphics ( like cs source and dod source )


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Bloo
Oh, Oh! I have one of these...
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A nice way for NS to earn money, just like the guys at nintendo
Harrower
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schkorpio
QUOTE(sherpa @ Apr 11 2007, 03:28 AM) [snapback]1620068[/snapback]

we dont even know if skulks will be ns2. for all we know, the vanilla ns2 alien unit will be a fat, slow tank called Morvie.


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badmoon
Screw Hevy Armor I want a portable killing command chair.

QUOTE(Harrower @ Apr 19 2007, 05:16 PM) [snapback]1622005[/snapback]

So I was thinking about that post from a few days ago talking about psychic robots, and while it's a really bad idea, it did bring this to mind:

What if the CC could be upgraded into a vehicle? The commander could access some areas (obviously not vents) and move with the marines?

You could do all sorts of stuff from there. Upgrade a mounted weapon and have another player hop in to pilot it. Of course it would have to be balanced but that's simple once the idea is innovated.

EDIT: Specifically I like the idea of turning the CC into a strider/atst-type walker.

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Chocolate
How about portable hives that eat marines to balance the game out?
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the_x5
Can we web the command chair's legs? tounge.gif

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Chocolate that looks like a leaf shredder. lol
Morden
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hummingbats with scythes, air support/suppresion bots


http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....howtopic=100036



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Moving_Target0
QUOTE(Chocolate @ Apr 20 2007, 09:44 PM) [snapback]1622211[/snapback]

How about portable hives that eat marines to balance the game out?
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Portable or dynamic hives aren't such a bad idea, see some of the stuff about it in the suggestions forum. But hives using devour is pretty dumb. biggrin-fix.gif
Haze
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Paranoia2MB
QUOTE(Chocolate @ Apr 20 2007, 04:44 PM) [snapback]1622211[/snapback]

How about portable hives that eat marines to balance the game out?
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JESUS CHRIST!..wait..that's me( yes i look like Jesus..../dogma jesus statue point)

That looks like a turbo of death.

GT9billion

(Sorry for quoting a picture)
Bloo
This one was never posted in a tread, still i just love the concept.

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Parasites which makes you see things that aren't there, distracting the player xD
digz
QUOTE(Haze @ Apr 24 2007, 09:13 PM) [snapback]1622884[/snapback]

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By far the best.
Moving_Target0
QUOTE(James1986 @ Apr 26 2007, 09:00 AM) [snapback]1623201[/snapback]
What about Onos traps, or traps in general. Take a while to set up and are costly, but can take the onos down in one hit!? A giant bear trap maybe? A bit conspicuous but you catch my drift.



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Edit: above text labels the poorly drawn onos, the trap itself, and the ground.
GeminiUK
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EDIT: I actualy think B-hop should be removed, but there are enough threads about that allready!
scaryface
QUOTE(James1986 @ Apr 26 2007, 04:00 AM) [snapback]1623201[/snapback]

What about Onos traps, or traps in general. Take a while to set up and are costly, but can take the onos down in one hit!? A giant bear trap maybe? A bit conspicuous but you catch my drift.
same suggestion that moving_target0 used

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battledwarf
QUOTE(koko11 @ Feb 20 2007, 05:56 PM) [snapback]1608189[/snapback]

maybe u can tell how many resources/kills an alien has like a skulk with 1 kill maybe small and a skulk with 5 kills large then normal so you give variety to the skulk.gif and so on and so forth maybe a wider / faster lerk.gif ? and a gorge who likes to build maybe when he gets points he gets fatter? pudgy.gif pudgy.gif pudgy.gif


gorges getting fatter if they build much? sounds like a lot of map problems

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the_x5
Ah... biggrin-fix.gif I think this is now one of my favorite threads on these forums.
Quaunaut
QUOTE(digz @ Apr 25 2007, 05:18 PM) [snapback]1623130[/snapback]

By far the best.


Finally a dev gets it right.
<3
Lazarus
A few years ago I actually suggested that the mines could be thrown at the enemy. It sounded like a swell idea back then.
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R_e_n_e_g_a_d_e
QUOTE(Haze @ Apr 24 2007, 09:13 PM) [snapback]1622884[/snapback]

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Not having been on these forums in years, I was starting to believe the community had losts its roots... then I saw this post. You sir, win, hard.
(extra cookies for the Indiana Jones that manages to dig up that thread from the depths where ever its buried. Really, tt should be permanently sticked... we must NEVAR 4GET tHE HOVAR)

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and just for fun....
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Wake
Never, ever forget the scorpion ...
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Faskalia
Meh, I think the hover thread has been lost when the forum moved sad-fix.gif

Anyway:
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I did not make this, but ALL these ideas were posted in the I&S!

On a related note:
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I was thinking that if you had your hand granade out, when an onos eats you, you should be able to pull the pin drop it and let it explode. Killing yourself and hurting the Onos in the process.

Not sure exactly on the damage such a thing would do but still it would be nice =) It would teach those Onos to eat people tounge.gif

I was also thinking about the knife if you had it in your hand you could try to hack your way out of it. I dunno what the timer would be or, if healing from a D.chamber/Hive would do to help.

Sorry if this was suggested before and rejected. It would still be a cool idea biggrin-fix.gif

http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....showtopic=96620

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Again: I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE PICS!
wankalot
OMG i cant stop laughing... no seriously if ne of u were here you would have to sedate me or something!!!
ROFL!!!!!!! biggrin-fix.gif
BigD
This thread is gold. PURE FREAKIN' GOLD.

Smart_Bomb is the legend.

His infamous post though seems to be missing. Any links I can find are dead. Oh well. sad-fix.gif
Faskalia
QUOTE(BigD @ May 8 2007, 08:12 PM) [snapback]1625697[/snapback]

This thread is gold. PURE FREAKIN' GOLD.

Smart_Bomb is the legend.

His infamous post though seems to be missing. Any links I can find are dead. Oh well. sad-fix.gif

Sigh, I wnt through I&S NS general discuss and offtopic, but did ot find anything sad-fix.gif

So either it was one of the I&S threads, which got deleted by zunni or I searched the wrong forums. Anyone remeber where he posted the original thread (not the 20 ones, that relate to it ^^)
a_civilian
It was posted in I&S (S&I back then) on December 24, 2002 (if I recall correctly). It's not there now, so it must have been pruned.
Hellabeans
How the hell do you remember that civ
Chocolate
This is officially one of my favourite threads tounge.gif

My moving hive idea came from somewhere on the forums. I remember someone mentioning it somewhere awhile back, and just decided it would be a good idea. I was also playing NS and was staring at the hive "spit" out skulks when someone spawned. I just combined the two ideas to make a portable killing (and spawning) machine.

And yeah, I got carried away on that one with the marines shooting it, but here is what is supposed to happen afterwards...

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Might have over done this one too.... but you get the point....
Moving_Target0
This thread should have an ongoing legacy, one that lasts until no more suggestions to NS are posted...

On a side note, I loved the comic about the onos and the grenade...and the thing with the hovering scorpion.
Heyman
Powder Gun

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http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....showtopic=99100
HatlabuFarkas
QUOTE(battledwarf @ May 1 2007, 10:40 AM) [snapback]1624199[/snapback]

gorges getting fatter if they build much? sounds like a lot of map problems

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this is a turtle ? biggrin-fix.gif
Bloo
Oh, I have a good one... NS with HatlabuFarkas' Hungarian translation...

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I couldn't help it, sorry. ktnxbye

*Hides*
Faskalia
Hehe, nice one bloo ^^

btw: littlelerk has also made some interesting posts in the I&S wink-fix.gif

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Dont look at me, i blow at paint sad-fix.gif
EDIT: THere you go:
http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....showtopic=95068

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R_e_n_e_g_a_d_e
I hate to tarnish a legacy here, but I couldn't stand it anymore, I had to google it for justice... and it turns out our beloved scorpian was all a hoax.
Although the genuineness might no longer be there, the originality remains intact, so its still gold in my books.
SLizer
Pure. Gold. Gotta wait till I get off from barracks to fiddle with mspaint.
scaryface
QUOTE(Bigbio2002 @ Apr 19 2007, 04:07 PM) [snapback]1622003[/snapback]

Quick idea to counter a jumping Onos: spike pits.

Let the Marines set up small patches of long, narrow spikes (lets say a 10 foot square with spikes 8 feet tall and 3 feet apart) to impale an onos that unwittingly jumps on any marines that might be standing within the spike field. The spikes must be tall and narrow so Marines and lower lifeforms can maneuver within the field and fall down between the spikes without being injured themselves.

It would be somewhat analogous to webs, except it would be fatal for Onoses; other lifeforms would be unaffected. Perhaps they could even run through the base of the spikes to destroy them, allowing for safe passage of an Onos.

I can't tell if this was sarcasm...
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almost the same suggestion as my previous masterpiece
glimmerman
Rofl at the stupid spike pit for falling onos'. Farkin crap idea.
Goldenprize
QUOTE(Heyman @ May 9 2007, 04:01 AM) [snapback]1625758[/snapback]


haha realy funny smile-fix.gif , but the point of the thread was a toxic gun nerd-fix.gif
waterbuster
It came to me in a dream.

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GeminiUK
QUOTE(waterbuster @ May 13 2007, 07:01 AM) [snapback]1626442[/snapback]

It came to me in a dream.

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Your dreams are an inspiration to us all sir.
Goldenprize
i love this sarcasm funny thread.


Onos and physics

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Parrot-of-War
I don't really know of any funny stupid suggestions since I haven't been a member on here long, but when I first started playing NS I was very close to coming on here and suggesting to remove the fade's fade ability and replacing it with the ability to walk through walls. So here:

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Rhodri
Here's my high quality addition wink-fix.gif http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....howtopic=101278

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ChaosBob
Me having too much free time on my hands... enjoy tounge.gif
http://www.unknownworlds.com/forums/index....howtopic=101380

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i was thinking that if this suggestion actually happened, there should be a wait/hold down "use" time thing, and if u forget, ur partly stuck in the dynamic infestation. rofl

lol and yes, those are pink shoes.
Buzzou
QUOTE(waterbuster @ May 13 2007, 12:01 PM) [snapback]1626442[/snapback]

It came to me in a dream.

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reminds me of those big stone sentry thingys in the never ending story...
the_x5
QUOTE(Buzzou @ May 13 2007, 10:28 PM) [snapback]1626576[/snapback]
reminds me of those big stone sentry thingys in the never ending story...


Am I the only one that liked those films despite their old SciFi corniness?
locallyunscene
I wasn't going to post but from the "Onos should be able to jump on people and hurt them" thread, I give you SUPER ONOS BROS.

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J!
hahaha
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