QUOTE(6john @ May 17 2008, 05:30 PM)

there isn't simply a button for changing your personal statement. to change your personal statement you have to display so through your personal lifestyle. for example, if you were to claim that your new personal statement is 'meat is bad' no one would care because your personal statement wouldn't really mean anything. BUT, if you were to actually change your lifestyle around to show your personal statement by, say, becoming a vegetarian, then people would understand your new personal lifestyle. this, of course, would be a folly since everyone with half a brain knows that meat is delicious and should be ingested at any possible chance. non-meats, on the other hand, are not always so delicious. which is why i have decided to change my personal statement, and thus my personal lifestyle, to show that non-meats are bad. i am doing this through eating nothing but meat for the rest of my life, with the occasional dairy because i tend to enjoy that as well. this morning when i woke up i had a delicious bacon and cheese omelet, and currently i am cooking up a small pork chop with a delicious sauce that i created boiling the bones of a chicken and then adding a few of my other secret ingredients (only other meats and dairy of course). i am very much looking forward to this meal, as it smells delicious. for dinner i plan on cooking up a game pheasant i purchased at the local market yesterday. i'm not quite sure how i will cook it, most likely on the grill, but i've got a couple ideas. since you are in the market for a new personal statement, i would definitely recommend some version of mine, involving lots of meat and cheese. another good personal statement that has worked out for several of my friends is to support ron paul. i'm not very big on him since he appears to be a borderline anarchist, even if he does have some a couple good ideas, but my friends have seemed to do very well for themselves after dedicating their personal statement to the election of ron paul.
hahahaha!!!!
somehow this reminded me of a vegan i once met, who proclaimed to me that "meat is murder, milk is rape", right when i was in the middle of devouring a 3am lamb souvlaki after a big night out... like he could somehow convince me with this profound statement to end my sinful ways and start eating lentils and tofu for the rest of my life.
now i'm more ravenous for meat and dairy products than ever before