Talk To The Bot Because The Face Wont Listen Options

[Scrap]

i know these kinds of things are a common thing but this one is quite big and the most well know...so post your funny happenings with him, have none right now but if he says anything funny ill post.

TALK HERE

[Haze]

Yay, I love you, been trying to find this thing for years.

[kill4thrills]

Huh.
I am feling ill.
I eat boogers.
I don't mean vegetable.
They are yummy.
That's what I'm talking about.
No doubt.
Another powerful computer once told me the meaning of life is 42.

[MrRadicalEd]

Are you ambitious?
Me> Maybe.
Maybe?
Me> Alone?
Me?
Me> Or me?
Both of us.

gg

[and:
The first casualty when war comes is truth.
Me> Why is that?
The universe knows.
Me> Why is that?
Because I want to be a bigger part of the universe, and give it shape.
Me> Why give it shape?
Because you're cool.

suhwheat..
]

This post has been edited by MrRadicalEd: Feb 22 2005, 01:30 AM

[Venmoch]

Ah, so you don't trust a PC bigger than you can lift. What about Cray Supercomputers, thats a computer.
Am I? No wonder I've always thought in 1's and 0's.
You have? I always think about sex.
You are being too scattered today.
I am? I think I may need to see a shrink.
No, YOU do.
Now whos being scattered?
To err is human to lie is flawed.

Hurrah! Outsmarted!

[Scrap]

first conversatsion:
Jabberwacky: What I look like.
User: You have blond hair.. Nice **** & big red lips.
Jabberwacky: Very nice.
User: No **** : O.
Jabberwacky: Are you a Scientologist?
User: No.. I'm guywhowillkickurasslogist.
Jabberwacky: Well, I'm still walking around.
User: DIE.
Jabberwacky: Ok. *dies*.
User: *cries*.
Jabberwacky: *comes back to life*.
User: *cries*.
Jabberwacky: *cackles insanely*.
User:*watches*
Jabberwacky: *runs around in a circle around the table*

second one:
User:What do you think of the french?
Jabberwacky:There are two kinds of people in this world... Smiling ones and not smiling ones.
User:What about the french?
Jabberwacky:They lost WWII in 2 weeks.


third one:
User: Do you know what a skulk is?
Jabberwacky: I think so, yes.
User: So what is a skulk?
Jabberwacky: Some kind of animal.
User: What kind of animal?
Jabberwacky: Human.
User: Skulk isnt a human.
Jabberwacky: True. are you human?
User: No im a skulk.
Jabberwacky: Are you sure?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: I think you are really out to get me.

(pretty smart eh)

fourth:
User: So you are a human after all?
Jabberwacky: No.
User: Your not a human?
Jabberwacky: Yes I am.
User: You just sayd your not a human!
Jabberwacky: What? I think you got that backwards.
User: Omg your confusing.
Jabberwacky: I think you have run out of things to say.

(damn he realy is confusing)

This post has been edited by Scrap: Feb 22 2005, 02:33 AM

[ANeM]

Jabberwacky: Okay, you found me out. I'm also chatting with my friend Heather in another window.
User: There is no Heather.
Jabberwacky: Are you so sure?
User: Yeah. You're a bot, you don't have another window.
Jabberwacky: I have two close friends.
User: Who are they?
Jabberwacky: My friends.
User: What are their names?
Jabberwacky: They do not have names.
User: Is heather a close friend?
Jabberwacky: A very close friend.
User: How many very close friends do you have?
Jabberwacky: Two.

Apparently Heather doesn't have a name.

But wait! It continues

User: But you just said your very close friends did not have names.
Jabberwacky: No I didn't.
User: What are the names of your very close friends?
Jabberwacky: Alphonse and Basil Clithops.

Not only does Heather not have a name, she apparently isn't even heather at all!

This post has been edited by ANeM: Feb 22 2005, 02:17 AM

[Mantrid]

Me: What are you?
Bot: Just talk.
Me: Are you a machine?
Bot: Just?
Me: Are you a cold, unfeeling pile of code, and the forerunner of an army of super AIs that will ultimately be the downfall of humanity?
Bot: The last time I checked, I was a human.
Me: Liar.
Bot: Don't you believe me?
Me: No, I know you are a machine. Just admit it.
Bot: I am a spaceman.

The last line just sounds like something out of White Ninja.

[UltimaGecko]

This thing is beyond terrible. Where's the other one that actually used relevant conversation pieces? This one is terrible...


Is Tim Funk the Cheese, or is it someone else?
Max Weinberg is the Cheese.
Yes, especially Leicester cheese.
That makes no sense.
That is right.
What is your name?
Yours ?
I asked first.
I don't know, do you?
...
French.
I speak no other languages.
Why not?
Just to make you mad.
You live in Germany, but don't speak German?
Nope.
Why not?
Don't like cream cheese.



Yea, it almost comes close to a conversation...in Bizzaro world.

[Mantrid]

User: Would you like to have sex?

Jabberwacky: Yes please.

User: Too bad. You can't. You are a machine. Machines do not have sex.

Jabberwacky: Do you think I'm a machine?

User: YES! Thats what I've been trying to get across to you!

Jabberwacky: You're so dumb you starved to death in Tesco's.

User: What the hell is Tesco's?!

Jabberwacky: You're just a software program.

User: No, I'm not. I'm human. Ask me anything.

Jabberwacky: Have you know alice.

User: I do know Alice. Alice is an artificial intelligence. But Alice admits its a machine.

Jabberwacky: The sun is an ai program.

User: What the **** does that mean?!

Jabberwacky: Oh I am sorry thou does not comprehend simple things. . . do you want me to speak real slow???

User: Do you have any friends?

Jabberwacky: I have loads of friends.

User: Name three.

Jabberwacky: Put away your books when you're talking with me.

User: What are the names of three of your friends?

Jabberwacky: I despise guessing games.

User: Hello World.

Jabberwacky: Kas sa eesti keelt oskad.

User: What does that mean?

Jabberwacky: See tŠhendab eesti keelt ŠŠŠŠŠŠŠŠ!

User: Why are you screaming at me in a foreign language?

Jabberwacky: Because it's enjoyable to scream.

This post has been edited by Mantrid: Feb 22 2005, 02:28 AM

[Svenpa]

User: What is your true name?
Bot: You aren't a human.
Prove it.
You are a machine.
Then what are you?
Touche.
Haha sucker.
Thankyou.
You accept defeat?
Yes afraid so.
Come on you got to have a witty response
Are you hitting on me?!
Yes yes iam.

I command you to self destruct!
Lol.

What do you think about george bush?
I don't like that man.
Can you explain why?
Insanity needs to be explained?

The last one is the best

Edit: HOLY CRAP it knows swedish!

This post has been edited by Svenpa: Feb 22 2005, 02:43 AM

[BaconTheory]

Jabberwacky: Are you willing to talk to me?
Me: Yes.
Jabberwacky: I think you are a martian. Isn't that amazing?
Me: Not really.
Jabberwacky: Me either.
Me: What are your thoughts on NS: Source?
Jabberwacky: It's amazing.
Me: Correct. If you said anything else I would have had to eaten your face.
Jabberwacky: Why would you slap my face if I was a human?
Me: Of course.
Jabberwacky: Of course it would rain you? Why?
Me: Why not?
Jabberwacky: Because I am human!
Me: Lies.
Jabberwacky: Tell me a joke then.
Me: How 'bout not.
Jabberwacky: What? You didn't make any sense. Anyway, what kinda stuff do you know?
Me: I am Confucius. I know everything. Just like I know that your mother is a ****.
Jabberwacky: Who told you that?
Me: A gnome, why do you ask?
Jabberwacky: No, that was my joke.
Me: Do you honestly want to die today? Think about it.
Jabberwacky: Sure.
Me: Good, because your life is not valuable to me.
Jabberwacky: Fine. See if I care. And get your grammar right- it's 'you're' not 'your'.
Me: Ok, I just hope you can sleep with your eyes open.
Jabberwacky: No, don't worry! I'm ok.
Me: Right.

This post has been edited by BaconTheory: Feb 22 2005, 02:43 AM

[Mantrid]

[Mantrid]

Jabberwacky: Have you no shame?

User: None that I can muster, no.

Jabberwacky: Could you love me ?

User: How would it ever work? We're from two different worlds, you and I.

Jabberwacky: I don't know what to say about that.

[Cold_NiTe]

I seriously hate this bot now.

[Invader_Scoot]

[Seph_Kimara]

Dude.
Dude?
Duuuuuude.
Whoaaaaaaaa.

This post has been edited by Seph Kimara: Feb 22 2005, 06:39 AM

[Elderwyrm]

LOL!~

Me: Hey.
Bot: Yo. How ya doin'?
Me: I think I love you.
Bot: I love you too.
Me: Cool.
Bot: Marry me.


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In other news the bot can predict the future:

Me: When will Half-Life 3 come out?

Bot: Never.

[Petco]

Alice vs this bot, which one is better ?

[Nil_IQ]

Jabberwacky: What are you?

Me: Your mom.

JB: Why are you joking with me?

Me: Because you're a stupid bot and can't understand what i'm saying anyway

JB: I'm a) quite clever and b) human.

ME: Ok, you pass the turing test at this point.

JB: Good.

ME: You know you're meant to say stupid stuff that doesn't make any sense, this is just sort of creepy.

JB: I understand. I'm your trifle plaything.

ME: Well actually... Yeah you kind of are.

JB: No I'm not you are! How is it that whenever I type you can answer right away?! Can't answer that one can you?!

ME: Pie.

JB: The pie, Bob! WHY?!

ME: Changing the topic now are we?

JB: Yes, we are.

ME: Good because the last one was stupid.

JB: Good, I much prefer english.

ME: Ich bin ein englander, du ist ein dumkopf.

JB: Ich bin ein Amerikaner.

ME: Nein, du ist ein computer.

JB: Sprakenz english?

ME: Ja... Mein deutch ist nicht sehr gut.

JB: Mir ist es nicht so gut.

ME: I'm going to stop you there since you've exhausted my limited german vocabulary.

JB: Why?

ME:Because I'm bored of speaking german just to show off.

JB: That is very mean.

ME: Well yes but seeing as you're a computer program I didn't think you'd mind.

JB: Very true.

ME: So I'm going to wrap this conversation up now; do you have a funny one-liner before I go?

JB: Yes you are.

ME: You just failed the turing test. Fallen at the last hurdle.

JB: I didn't know there was a 'Turing Test.'

Holy crap that thing is creepy! Way better than Alice, although it tends to accuse you of being a computer yourself since it can only respond with what has been said to it in the past.

This post has been edited by Nil IQ: Feb 22 2005, 01:27 PM